Rachel's car - what a piece of sh*t

Last night Rachel calls and says, her driver's window made a strange sound, and now it won't go up all the way. Sheesh. Just got rid of the worst dent and the frigging bungee cords and now, the window screws up. Please, God, let me win Mega Bucks so we can afford to fix that piece of sh*t car!
Did you ever hear that Adam Sandler song, piece of sh*t car? Well, I think he based it on the Honda...
bald fucking tires (hes got a piece of shit car)   (replaced all the tires at a used tire place)
no rearview fucking mirror (piece of shit car)   (side view mirror glass moves)
  7 different colors (hes got apiece of shit car) ( paint is peeling all over)
  fucking rag for a gas cap (piece of shit car)  (I replaced her lost gas cap)
  tailpipe making sparks fly everywhere (piece of shit car) (Thank God, no)
  whoaaaa the whole town thinks im a loser (piece of shit car)

the engine likes to flood,

  the car always fucking stalls,   (It took a couple hundred dollars, but doesn't stall now)

  and the seat cushions got a big rip     (Actually ALL the seat cushions are ripped )

Ah, the memories of the Rachel car... Hard to believe, but it  still runs and drives...