People ask me what it is like to have a former racing greyhound...
5:30 AM.. Monet- Ruff.( Wake up Michele). followed by stepping on my feet, then my legs. Next, licking my face and nipping on my hair. Then stepping on my hair - how am I supposed to get up? Then. Arrrooooo. Howling! Again and again.
Michele- Shut up Bitch.
7:00 A.M. Monet has had 2 walks, breakfast, several doggie biscuits, a run in the backyard (through the mud if at all possible), feet, legs and belly cleaned off after the run, drank a half quart of water, and finally a few more biscuits. Then, she is ready to take a nap.
Monet- Hey, can you turn out the light before you leave? I'd like a nice nap.
Michele- Bitch!
I tell people, Umm. A former race dog is fun and loving and quiet.. Yeah.. right.
